Monday's Signs of Aging 3

Clothing for the old but "young at heart" is hard to find, which is another aging problem I've encountered. Now I like to dress somewhat fashionable, but there are times when age gets in the way. Today was one of those days. I pulled out my Vera Wang (from Kohl's) black long sleeved t-shirt and topped it with my silky leopard blouse, so I wouldn't FREEZE wearing the silky top! I found my black skirt and pondered over what I should wear under my skirt on my "old" legs. I thought about wearing a pair of black Spanx tights, but I remembered I had purchased a pair of black leggings at Wally-World a few weeks ago. They were really cute leggings with black buttons on the ankles of each leg. What I didn't notice when I bought the little boogers, was the brand.....Miley Cyrus. OMG! When I put them on, I realized they must have been made specifically for Miley herself! The waist, or what I thought should have been the waist, only barely covered my, excuse me, crack! Who has ever heard of hip-hugger leggings? Now when I was in High School, I wore hip hugger jeans all the time and now it seems that the only pair of jeans I can find are what I consider hip-hugger. But who on earth wants to wear hip-hugger leggings? I pulled the suckers up ALL DAY LONG!!!!! Thank goodness I had a skirt over them so no one could see what I was exposing....ugh...makes me sick just to think about it! I'm not sure what to do with Miley's leggings. I can't imagine being that desperate to wear them again! They were cute, buy they felt horrible! If anyone out there needs a pair of slightly worn Miley Cyrus leggings, let me know...Age will not allow me to wear them again unless....no....there is no "unless"..............give me a call....they are free!